The credit card company upped my limit on my maxed out credit card!!!!

So the credit card company was deciding how much they were going to up my debt limit since I recklessly maxed out my card. The humorous thing about this is that the very people deciding my fate were deciding for the creditors and not themselves. They couldn’t decide by how much they were going to up my credit limit. I couldn’t understand the problem. Many times in the past I would spend so much money that they had to meet many times in order to increase my limit. It was never a problem. One side said they would increase it by 2 trillion dollars. This came with strings attached this time which I wasn’t use to. I could spend the same amount as always plus about three to five percent more. I was actually going to get about seven percent but they decided to cut my increase….those mean bastards. The other side said they would increase it one trillion and were going to come up with a plan to get my spending under control…..can you imagine? As long as I cut my future growth in my spending habits and the other side said one trillion and they would come back and see if I was making progress in my spending habits. I’ve got news for them. I’m going to need about 10 trillion dollars more then I plan on earning and I will veto their plans if they don’t agree with me. The nerve of these people to try to cut my deficit people. Where do they think they live? In the real world?